boyo 1,398 Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 Had this idiot called Lobbit (Robert i think) ring me usual shite so i told him Go Fcuk himself & hung up few mins later he rings me back trying to be all Phil Mitchell then i told him to watch his language as he's on speaker & his Mum dont want to hear him swearing he then starts what you know my mum I told him she couldnt talk to him as she was sucking my Cock?? He went Ballistic !!! Very funny. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 My one 3 days ago ended me calling me a f***ing fud man ! I was in stitches Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flipper_Al 1,012 Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 Us geeks don't get a lot of laughs... these scammers are faf, and fair game Took the bloke 10 mins to work out the my computer hadn't been turned on lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted March 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 Getting a bit worried now. Just had "Henry" from windows technical department on. Maybe I really DO have a problem. At least he could say windows properly, but it was hard to tell through his thick Indian accent. Him: This is Henry from windows technical department. Me. "Who? Him: Henry from windows technical department. Me: You don't sound like a Henry Him: What? Me: You don't sound like a Henry. You sound more like a Gupta or something Him: You f***ing f****r. Click Brrr. How will I ever get my computer fixed now? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 I've only had them once....... "We have been asked to contact you by your internet provider, regarding possible issues with your computer". I could barely hear him over the background commotion. (Is that the subtle aroma of rat ?) Me:"So you know who my internet provider is ?" Him: "Of course". Me: Sky have asked you to contact me ?" Him: We are contacting all Sky customers". Me: " I'm not a Sky customer !" Him: "All internet providers we work with". (His exact words) Me: (Pause) " Where are you calling from ?" Him: "Erm.........London". Me: " What part of London ?" Him: "Erm...........north London" Me: "What's the weather like there ?" Him: "Erm...............raining very much" Me: "That's odd. The sun is shining here.". (I live in MK) Him: " Weather is very unpredictable this time of year." Me: "Would you excuse me just one minute - there's someone at the door." I put the handset to one side, made a cup of tea and went about my business. 30 minutes later, I picked it back up and the ba5tard had hung up on me ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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