walshie 2,804 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 I really must have a word with Bill Gates about his staff. I just got a call from "Matthew" at the "Vindows technical department" calling me about my vindows computer. I asked him his name again and he repeated Matthew. I said you don't sound like a matthew, but he ignored that. He then went on to tell me about a problem with my vindows computer. Me: Vindows? Him: Yes, vindows. Me: Vindows? What's vindows? Him: No, not vindows, vindows. Me: Ah... VINDOWS. Why didn't you say? Him: f**k off. Click. How rude. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 Andy kellys new scam 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 That would've made me feel like getting wiolent vith them ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
devon flighter 421 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 cheered me up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 11,021 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 Last year i had a indian fella called wayne ring me up and after i kept him on the phone for 10 mins winding him up he hung up on me,then 5 mins later he rang back and all i heard was "you bloody british b*****d" then he hung up on me .. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gain 1,764 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 There's no need for calling it Vindows, they can pronounce the 'W' easily enough, as I have heard many times in the past whilst ordering chicken Windaloo. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flipper_Al 1,012 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 45 mins on the phone is my best with these scammers There sooo keen, and happy to help me....eventually the penny drops lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 On 04/03/2016 at 14:29, fireman said: Last year i had a indian fella called wayne ring me up and after i kept him on the phone for 10 mins winding him up he hung up on me,then 5 mins later he rang back and all i heard was "you bloody british b*****d" then he hung up on me ..Exactly what happened to me. Saying they could see a problem with our laptop....aye there is.....we don't f***ing have one.Anyway after a bit of winding this fanny up he eventually asked what does it say on my screen now and I shouted "go f**k yourself". Rang back and my girl answered and he called her a Scottish cow....???? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smithie 2,443 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 On 04/03/2016 at 16:28, Lab said: On 04/03/2016 at 14:29, fireman said: Last year i had a indian fella called wayne ring me up and after i kept him on the phone for 10 mins winding him up he hung up on me,then 5 mins later he rang back and all i heard was "you bloody british b*****d" then he hung up on me ..Exactly what happened to me. Saying they could see a problem with our laptop....aye there is.....we don't f***ing have one.Anyway after a bit of winding this fanny up he eventually asked what does it say on my screen now and I shouted "go f**k yourself". Rang back and my girl answered and he called her a Scottish cow.... In the religion of hinduism, the cow is thought to be sacred, or deeply respected. he phoned back being polite as he had simply forgot his manners Quote Link to post Share on other sites
treecreeper 1,136 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 (edited) Mrs said i was a shit last time for telling them I had to get up and answer the phone to them with no legs they ain't rang back though ? Edited March 4, 2016 by treecreeper 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ftm 3,357 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 I was sick of them ringing one day so in anger I picked up phone and shouted "f**k off you wanker " and hung up -few seconds later the same bloke is screaming down the phone "who you calling a flucking wanker you cheeky bastaaad lol -I was in fits of laughter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 48,085 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 Bux ov chackalates vor your vife?........doughnut vor vifty peee? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 On 04/03/2016 at 14:37, Flipper_Al said: 45 mins on the phone is my best with these scammers There sooo keen, and happy to help me....eventually the penny drops lol a mate of mine https://www.(!64.56:886/ash.storer.5/videos/10153238913352919/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flipper_Al 1,012 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 On 04/03/2016 at 18:13, paulus said: On 04/03/2016 at 14:37, Flipper_Al said: 45 mins on the phone is my best with these scammers There sooo keen, and happy to help me....eventually the penny drops lol a mate of mine https://www.(!64.56:886/ash.storer.5/videos/10153238913352919/ link dont work... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 On 04/03/2016 at 18:39, Flipper_Al said: On 04/03/2016 at 18:13, paulus said: On 04/03/2016 at 14:37, Flipper_Al said: 45 mins on the phone is my best with these scammers There sooo keen, and happy to help me....eventually the penny drops lol a mate of mine https://www.(!64.56:886/ash.storer.5/videos/10153238913352919/ link dont work... tagged you in it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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