Welsh_red 4,645 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 when your neice can fight you off. Haha I know it's not meant that way but it sounds incredibly rapey lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 when you try to get a copy of your gcse results only to find out your old school has been demolished 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,800 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When you see a bunch of fit girls and realise you fancy their mothers more Cheers, D. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When you see a bunch of fit girls and realise you fancy their mothers more Cheers, D. in my case i see a fit young lad and im looking at his auld fella Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When you go for a haircut and the barber asks if you want your ears trimmed ....... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When you start eating more bran and learn about stuff like colesterol... Fecking Allbran... May as well eat rope and yank it through...! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darbo 4,776 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When you get on a bike and sit on your bollocks. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,263 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 All of the aforementioned. Holding the door open with an after you sir. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jiggy 3,209 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When youve got more fingers than teeth. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,608 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 when you try to get a copy of your gcse results only to find out your old school has been demolished Both my village primary and secondary school been turned into housing.lol I just make them up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When you have to hold on to the wall for a pish. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 when you try to get a copy of your gcse results only to find out your old school has been demolished Both my village primary and secondary school been turned into housing.lol I just make them up. cant do that for college... they demanded official gcse certs for my application even though im a mature student Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,608 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 when you try to get a copy of your gcse results only to find out your old school has been demolished Both my village primary and secondary school been turned into housing.lol I just make them up. cant do that for college... they demanded official gcse certs for my application even though im a mature studentHell of a palaver then. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boyo 1,398 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When you have Dry Dreams & Wet Farts!!!! ? 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 when you try to get a copy of your gcse results only to find out your old school has been demolished Both my village primary and secondary school been turned into housing.lol I just make them up. cant do that for college... they demanded official gcse certs for my application even though im a mature student Is there no other way to get them im sure theyd have them on file somewere.what you going to study i left school at twelve and always regretted it so i went to college in my late twentys and done a course in community care Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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