marshman 7,757 Posted March 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When your balls are so saggy that there's a good chance you're gonna squash them when you sit down 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cragman 2,770 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 (edited) Gardeners world on telly interests you. And when sex lasts about an hour? Edited March 1, 2016 by cragman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,611 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When you prefer cannabis resin to weed 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greenman33 37 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When you walk past a wool shop and think "That's a nice cardigan" That's gay,,,,not old,,,lol Ho, ho friggin' ho! LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,611 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When you find radio 2 more entertaining than radio 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
squab 2,875 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When you ain't got a clue what lingo your 15 year old is talking gets right on my tits lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When you make involintary noises for bending, sitting, standing or many other normal movements..! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,917 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Your knees click when you walk up the stairs and feckin coming down them !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,608 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When you find radio 2 more entertaining than radio 1I've not listened to radio 1 since 2011? Scott mills used to boil my piss most of the time he just talked about himself big headed twat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When you have to psych yourself up to cut your toenails because they are so far down. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Welsh_red 4,645 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When you complain to your father about your son doing things you used to get in trouble for Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When you hear a tune on the radio less than 10 years old and you have no idea who is singing it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,875 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When you have to get a pair of glasses for reading and another pair for driving......like I f***ing did yesterday !! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 when your neice can fight you off. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
treecreeper 1,136 Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When you say the things to your kids your dad used to say to you. Like "when I was a kid all that was fields" and what's this shite your listening to they have ruined it. And I'm not even old ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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