kanny 21,087 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 On 23/02/2016 at 19:19, Lab said: On 23/02/2016 at 18:56, kanny said: Periodically I have to have my left kidney cleared of stones by key hole this leaves me with a drain coming out my back into a stoma bag for a couple of weeks meaning I can pass both ways. .naturally and through the drain but the funny thing is this allows air into my system so when I piss naturally I fart out my knob ...it's quite hilarious. Not a problem for you but your putting the wind up the wife...??This only happens for the short period I have the drain and bag in ....I tell her I'm like a human bagpipes ....got to be the most creative way I've heard of for getting a BJ 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,437 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Human fecking bagpipes :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkie 143 Posted February 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 you should go busking with it ,or britians got talent ,a singing nob is better than a singing dog 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nitestalker 28 209 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 On 22/02/2016 at 22:39, General lee said: I'm up about four times alight for a pisswas same for while prostatitis its a c**t get it checked mite need antibiotic n tat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hjckcff 1,738 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 its good to have a laugh at these things. but if you are up often and dribbling. ffs get it checked out. then come on here with the funny stories. . just remember to pick up your dignity on your way out. ....a stitch in time. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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