bob.243 8,768 Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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stumfelter 3,034 Posted September 10, 2018 Report Share Posted September 10, 2018 On 09/09/2018 at 07:46, mackem said: Paddy was on his deathbed and knew the end was near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in Belfast. He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes. When all is ready he begins to speak: "My son Seamus, I want you to take the houses in Cultra." "My daughter Geraldine, you take the apartments over in Malone Road." "My son Patrick Junior, I want you to take the offices in the City centre." "Bridget, my dear wife, please take all the residential properties on the Upper Lisburn Road ." The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realize the extent of Paddy's wealth. As he slips away, the nurse says to his wife, " Mrs O'Shaughnessy, my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property".. "Property?”, his wife replies. “The f****r had a window cleaning round." There's something about that photo that appeals to me, I bet that old guy could tell a tale of two. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted September 10, 2018 Report Share Posted September 10, 2018 1 hour ago, stumfelter said: There's something about that photo that appeals to me, I bet that old guy could tell a tale of two. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Dinosaurs 2,064 Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 Says it all bud . Atb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Gav 1,708 Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 English man, Irish man an a Scots man all walk into a bar, landlord says this has got to be a joke! Horse walks into a bar landlord says what's with the long face? A white horse walked into a bar and asks for a whisky, landlord says that's funny I have a whisky named after you, the horse says what a whisky named Fred? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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