Kerny92 1,246 Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 (edited) 21 minutes ago, peterhunter86 said: Thanks pete Bad effort Pete. Edited August 16, 2018 by Kerny92 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 (edited) . Edited August 16, 2018 by Kerny92 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NeillNI 49 Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 I feckin hate auto correct! I sent my mate a text saying 'you want to go down to the canal for a wank?' I meant river ffs... 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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ChilliMark 9 Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 A small balloon sneaks into his parents bedroom and tries to snuggle into bed,but there's not enough room. He walks round his dad's side and releases a little bit of air from him,but there's still not quite enough room. He returns to his mother's side and releases a little air from her,but there's still not enough room,so as a last resort he lets some air from himself,and finally manages to squeeze in. In the morning his dad wakes him with a stern look on his face,you disappointed me badly last night son. You let me down,you let your mother down,but worst of all you let yourself down. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 10,917 Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 3 hours ago, ChilliMark said: A small balloon sneaks into his parents bedroom and tries to snuggle into bed,but there's not enough room. He walks round his dad's side and releases a little bit of air from him,but there's still not quite enough room. He returns to his mother's side and releases a little air from her,but there's still not enough room,so as a last resort he lets some air from himself,and finally manages to squeeze in. In the morning his dad wakes him with a stern look on his face,you disappointed me badly last night son. You let me down,you let your mother down,but worst of all you let yourself down. I did that one a few pages back,but a very funny joke anyway..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChilliMark 9 Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 Just now, fireman said: I did that one a few pages back,but a very funny joke anyway..... Apologies,I must have missed it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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peterhunter86 8,627 Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 I once thought I had a Japanese friend but it was just my amaginasian Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bob.243 8,768 Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwj1zIbUv5rdAhWmIcAKHanNBWAQwqsBMAB6BAgFEAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DVkh1ZCKdCMk&usg=AOvVaw1dvClQ0gjPJPx54Tz5RIh0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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