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dytkos 17,802 Posted August 13, 2018 Report Share Posted August 13, 2018 What do you call a Pakistani Elvis impersonator? Amal Shukup Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted August 13, 2018 Report Share Posted August 13, 2018 6 hours ago, dytkos said: What do you call a Pakistani Elvis impersonator? Amal Shukup Cheers, D. What do you call a Chinese with 3 balls won hung low Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Foxpack 2 7,852 Posted August 13, 2018 Report Share Posted August 13, 2018 What`s six inches long,pink,and makes my wife moan all day...…. Her f***ing toungue. 2 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted August 13, 2018 Report Share Posted August 13, 2018 Went to KFC to get a leg and a wing and the cnuts threw me out! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Foxpack 2 7,852 Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 Every time my door bell rings. My f***ing dog goes to the corner. He's a Boxer. Lame but made me . 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Kerny92 1,246 Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 Pete came to mine yesterday and told me he had just lost his virginty..... "Come and have a sit down and you can tell me all about it." I said. "I can't cos my arse is killing me!" He cried. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Foxpack 2 7,852 Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 I was in Ann Summers today buying some sexy knickers.. The bloke said 'surprise for the wife'? I said it will be if she catches me fxcking wearing them... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,802 Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 We've all heard the saying, "give a man a fish and he can eat for a day, give a man a fishing rod and he can eat for a week" Same with a Scouser but give him a fishing rod and he'll have your car keys out through the letterbox. Cheers, D. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 8 hours ago, Kerny92 said: Pete actually came twice at mine yesterday when he came to take my girlfriends virginty..... " "Now her arse is sore Thanks pete Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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