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neil cooney 10,416 Posted June 2, 2018 Report Share Posted June 2, 2018 Why are hunt sabs like slinky's ???????????? Both are boring 'till you push them down the stairs. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted June 2, 2018 Report Share Posted June 2, 2018 A woman got breast implants made from oak, yesterday. This joke would be funny if it had a punchline. Wooden tit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smithie 2,443 Posted June 2, 2018 Report Share Posted June 2, 2018 It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbour. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbour says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbour to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’ 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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ChrisJones 7,975 Posted June 4, 2018 Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 Britain First's Manifesto 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
talt 878 Posted June 4, 2018 Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 Can't really argue with any of that. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Foxpack 2 7,852 Posted June 4, 2018 Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 I was dancing with this fat bird in a nightclub at the end of the night. When the lights came on, she stuck her hand down my trousers, grabbed my cock and purred: "Yours or mine?" "That's mine." I replied. 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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