Funny Joke Thread

[Arry 21,724]

Cheers Arry

[forest of dean redneck 11,589]

[forest of dean redneck 11,589]

[steve t 931]

C below

[steve t 931]

[Chaff 3,599]

[wyeman 1,117]

[wyeman 1,117]

[terryd 8,409]

[forest of dean redneck 11,589]

[Chaff 3,599]

[wyeman 1,117]

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin .

She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit. She pointed to all

the people sitting at the bar and asked, 'What man here will buy a lass a

drink?'

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end

of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and

bellowed, 'Pour the ballerina a drink!' The bartender poured the drink and

the woman chugged it down.

She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing

the same hairy armpit, and asked, 'What man here will buy a lass another

drink?'

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and

said,'Give the ballerina another drink!'

The bartender approached the drunk and said, 'Tell me, Paddy, it's your

business if you want to buy the lady A drink, but why do you keep calling

her a ballerina?'

The drunk replied, 'Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a

ballerina'

[Chaff 3,599]

[TheShootingTog 2,256]

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