Arry 21,817 Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 Cheers Arry 10 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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gazjon5 806 Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: " Marion .... Marion ... " "Is that you, Bob?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "That's wonderful! What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it’s back to the golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again". "Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?" "No -- I'm a rabbit somewhere near Brisbane......” 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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iworkwhippets 12,543 Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 17 minutes ago, Wolfdog91 said: What's his name Wolfy please, all.i.know he's an American actor, and I remember a few years back, himself alongside another actor, tracked down a serial.killer in the deep south, me and my lady used to watch the drama every week,, thanks brought back memories for me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,519 Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 12 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: What's his name Wolfy please, all.i.know he's an American actor, and I remember a few years back, himself alongside another actor, tracked down a serial.killer in the deep south, me and my lady used to watch the drama every week,, thanks brought back memories for me Matthew mcconaughey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,543 Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 14 minutes ago, Chid said: Matthew mcconaughey Thank you so much chid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Daniel cain 45,316 Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 On 17/06/2023 at 21:24, iworkwhippets said: Thank you so much chid Watch him in a film called The Gentleman 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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