dytkos 17,804 Posted September 22, 2022 Report Share Posted September 22, 2022 1. Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan were started by a suicide plumber. 2. There's a new curry been brought out in aid of the Pakistani flood disaster victims. It's a chicken bury auntie, served with nan dead and poppa gone. 3. The BNP have donated 6000 crocodiles to the Pakistani flood appeal. 4. The Queen has sent a letter of condolence to the Pakistani president. She wanted to mention that Britain has plenty of spare pakis if they want some back. 5. I bet little Mohammed isn't having to walk 3 miles fetch water now! I think I'll ask for my 1 a month donation back. 6. What do you call a Pakistani flood survivor......................Mustafa dinghy. 7. What goes around comes around. Pakistanis have been flooding Britain for years. . 8. From space, Pakistan looks like a giant bowl of coco pops. 9. There is a new diet sweeping Pakistan . It's called swim fast. 10. Charity single just released for the Pakistani flood disaster...........Rain drops keep falling on Ahmed Cheers, D. 1 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,804 Posted September 22, 2022 Report Share Posted September 22, 2022 Just had an ad pop up, 'Find single Ukrainian women'. Come on now, it's not as though it's going to be f***ing hard, is it? Cheers, D. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,804 Posted September 22, 2022 Report Share Posted September 22, 2022 Getting Liz Truss as Prime Minister is like tunnelling out of Josef Fritzl's cellar and coming up in Fred West's living room. Cheers, D. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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WILF 47,344 Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 On 21/09/2022 at 14:59, gnipper said: Any idea how much a spray tan is? Asking for a friend Is this “friend” the new @NEWKID ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,102 Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 On 21/09/2022 at 14:57, keepdiggin said: She like getting spit roasted by blacks while her husband watches apparently That’s an outrageous statement by the way , straight out of nowhere Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,235 Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 9 minutes ago, WILF said: Is this “friend” the new @NEWKID ? No spray tans here, good old solarium!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,344 Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 4 minutes ago, NEWKID said: No spray tans here, good old solarium!! In fairness to you mate, I’d say Little Thumbs would be more the spray tan type, I have seen how the old “wild camping” gradually turned into Glamping…..he’s is probably barbecuing Tofu kebabs these days and reading the Guardian ! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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NEWKID 27,235 Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 57 minutes ago, WILF said: In fairness to you mate, I’d say Little Thumbs would be more the spray tan type, I have seen how the old “wild camping” gradually turned into Glamping…..he’s is probably barbecuing Tofu kebabs these days and reading the Guardian ! Lol You know it mate... I let him live in his bushcraft fantasy world... but I know the truth! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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