Funny Joke Thread

[Ken's Deputy 4,460]

18 minutes ago, Jonjon79 said:

That picture isn't even the half of it - imagine having to have it pulled back out 

I was thinking; They'd anaesthetise the finger and slice through to it. Then, I thought maybe they'd numb it and force the point and barb straight through. Clip that off. Then withdraw the main body.

Either way?

[lurchergrrl 1,441]

2 hours ago, dytkos said:

Cheers, D.

 

Dude!

[lurchers 2,855]

1 hour ago, Jonjon79 said:

That picture isn't even the half of it - imagine having to have it pulled back out 

[Ken's Deputy 4,460]

I think Dytkos just about won the fukking saturday night internet with that one!

[EDDIE B 3,166]

11 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said:

I was thinking; They'd anaesthetise the finger and slice through to it. Then, I thought maybe they'd numb it and force the point and barb straight through. Clip that off. Then withdraw the main body.

Either way?

Don't forget, they'd have to pop that nail off first

[twobob 1,497]

13 hours ago, dytkos said:

Cheers, D.

 

I had a pole float stuck in my finger inch n arf luckily it stopped at bobble not as sore as that though by the look of it wouldn't be a problem if it was barbles lol

[thefensarefarbutistillgo 2,482]

I’ve had the same but in the corner of my eyelid, the doctor didn’t understand what a barbed hook was and was just trying to pull it out in the end they had to slice my eyelid open to get it out 

[Arry 22,093]

Cheers Arry

[bob.243 8,901]

[forest of dean redneck 11,648]

27 minutes ago, Arry said:

Cheers Arry

Always fancied filling her up .

[Ken's Deputy 4,460]

39 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said:

Always fancied filling her up .

Wouldn't bother trying, mate. She was with that ginger haired DJ. Chris Evans. You ever seen the cock on that kunt?! She'd need fisting!

[forest of dean redneck 11,648]

1 hour ago, Ken's Deputy said:

Wouldn't bother trying, mate. She was with that ginger haired DJ. Chris Evans. You ever seen the cock on that kunt?! She'd need fisting!

Can’t say I have

[Ken's Deputy 4,460]

Last ever episode of TFI Friday. They had Gazza on there. CE and the whole crew were bollock naked and going to play football. It must, obviously, have been Evans' idea.

It was like some kunt had amputated my right arm at the elbow and sewn it between his legs.

And before anyone who didn't see it starts the stupid stuff? He was Right in the camera. He'd engineered the whole thing just to show the world. And the world saw. And my view of Geri Hallowell was for ever changed that night.

[pesky1972 5,316]

2 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said:

Last ever episode of TFI Friday. They had Gazza on there. CE and the whole crew were bollock naked and going to play football. It must, obviously, have been Evans' idea.

It was like some kunt had amputated my right arm at the elbow and sewn it between his legs.

And before anyone who didn't see it starts the stupid stuff? He was Right in the camera. He'd engineered the whole thing just to show the world. And the world saw. And my view of Geri Hallowell was for ever changed that night.

I remember watching it. TFI was a staple of mine early nineties. I’m no expert but thought his knob was average.., at best. Certainly no porn star. S’pose it depends on your own personal reference point

[kanny 20,646]

Thanks ,my search history needed a clean ,he's got nothing on Barry