keepdiggin 9,559 Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 2 hours ago, DIDO.1 said: IWW and Ken’s deputy Only joking chaps 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,531 Posted September 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was very attracted to him. During her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. “Tarzan not know sex,” he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, “Oh… Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree.” Horrified, she said, “Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly.” She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. “Here” she said, “you must put it in here.” Tarzan removed his loincloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood. Tarzan stepped closer, and then gave her a mighty kick right in the crotch! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed: “What did you do that for?” “Tarzan check for squirrel” 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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mushroom 12,844 Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 1 minute ago, DIDO.1 said: Why is there a dinosaur in the ball pit? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,420 Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, mushroom said: Why is there a dinosaur in the ball pit? Kids love dinosaurs but you'd think that they would have used a diplodocus not a great scary T-rex Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Francie 6,368 Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 57 minutes ago, bob.243 said: You've gone an done it bob you've upset the kraken lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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