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mushroom 13,094 Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 A memory I posted in another thread, not a joke but I think it's funny I'll never forget years ago I was working in an office here, which was as international as you can get. One day, I'd only been working there about 3 days and I was going up to the office in the lift with a bunch of Germans. Suddenly I spotted the plaque with the lift engineers details on. Well fuuck me, I burst out laughing uncontrollably. One of the Germans (who also happened to be my direct boss) ask vtf is wrong with you. Me, with tears streaming down my face, trying to get it together just pointed at the plaque, while still creasing against the side of the lift.... The plaque read "Schindler's lifts" ffs The Krauts were instantly and noticeably very nervous about this mad Englishman, in a suit, who's been there 5 mins and already making war jokes, in a confined space, with about 5 them and obviously didn't give a fuuck... TBH that set the tone for my working relationship for the next 3 years with ze germans 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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talt 878 Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 I saw two blind blokes having a fight the other day. You should have seen the look on their faces when I shouted " my money's on the one with a knife! " 2 14 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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