JDHUNTING 1,817 Posted July 12, 2021 Report Share Posted July 12, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, Mickey Finn said: Don't be a hater. lol Aww look at that cute pic of them silly yanks landing on the wrong beach Just kidding thanks for the help! it would of prob took us a week or two longer if you hadn't offered to distract them for us Edited July 12, 2021 by JDHUNTING Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Arry 22,495 Posted July 12, 2021 Report Share Posted July 12, 2021 (edited) PILOTS VS MAINTENANCE ENGINEERS From maintenance report sheets P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed. P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Cannot reproduce the problem on the ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: #2 Propeller seeping prop fluid S: #2 Propeller seepage normal – #1 #3 and #4 propellers lack normal seepage P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to a more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That’s what they’re for P: IFF inoperative. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you’re right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics And the best one for last. P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget. Edited July 12, 2021 by Arry 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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