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smithie 2,443 Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. «Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.» «I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes» replies Watson. «And what does that tell you?» Watson ponders for a minute. «Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.» «Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.» «Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.» «Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.» «Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe…» «What does it tell you, Holmes?» Holmes is silent for a moment. «Watson, you idiot!» he says. «Someone has stolen our tent!» 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Arry 22,063 Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 Cheers Arry 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 Top one's a bit too close for comfort, in honesty! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 1 hour ago, EDDIE B said: Need fukcing subtitles for that gibberish........ 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EDDIE B 3,166 Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 20 minutes ago, socks said: Need fukcing subtitles for that gibberish........ Lol I could hear him clear as day socks 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
eastcoast 4,154 Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 I'll second that Ken's Deputy. When I meet up with old friends they tend to have aged better than me. Lads who grew up a long time ago. Listened to their woman and started to eat healthier and drink moderately. Became sensible family men. I'm not saying they're happy. Most seem sick as f**k. But they look good on it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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