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jetro 5,349 Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 1 hour ago, bob.243 said: That's for bloody sure Atb j 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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jetro 5,349 Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?!" she asked. "I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in- law answered." "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explaine "Love dress? But you're naked!” "Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained." It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me” The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she whispered sensually. "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner? He never heard the gunshot. 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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martyn2233 2,593 Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 Two Scouse cellmates, both writing letters home, one turns to the other and says.'Ow d'ya spell Darryl"The other chews the end of his crayon for a second before replying 'Y'don't know anyone called Darryl'"I know!' replies the first 'I'm writing to me Mam an I'm asking for a pair 'a shoes Darryl fit me!" 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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