peterhunter86 8,627 Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 Why do ira members not have full drivers licences They like been provisinals. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 When I was in holiday in Thailand, I came sooooo code to 5hagging a ladyboy. Looked like a lady, talked like a lady, kissed like a lady. It was only when we drove back to her place and she reversed the car into the garage first time, that I thought "Hang on a minute......" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,780 Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 The wife asked me for a present for Halloween so i got her a pair crutchless pants ...she said oooooh are we in for a night of debauched halloween sex? No I reply ...I thought you could get a better grip on your broomstick if your wearing them . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 My year old was struggling to open his little pot of yoghurt, when he mumbled "F***ing 5hitty lid !" My wife looked daggers at me and said "I wonder where he got that from ?" I said "Out the f***ing fridge, you daft cnut !" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tote 856 Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 I came home early from the darts last night and caught my wife masterbating furiously while watching a Rowan Atkinson movie.. She really likes a good bean flick... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tote 856 Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Bursting for a pee I went into the bathroom to find my wife on the toilet seat masterbating even though she was on her period... I caught her red handed... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 What does a black kid get for xmas? Your bike! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 I was diagnosed with colour blindness today - that came out of the purple ! 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 https://youtu.be/PqQvYVMgXJc 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 I applied for a job as a rape counsellor........ ....and I won't take 'no' for an answer ! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hawki 1,433 Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby "Is this yours?" she asked "Probably. She burns everything else!" 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bob.243 9,109 Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pesky1972 5,352 Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 Not a joke but funny.... https://youtu.be/iK9ydu3qUGk 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gamerooster 1,179 Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 What's the difference between Usain bolt and Hitler? At least bolt can finish a race 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,358 Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 What's the difference between Usain bolt and Hitler? At least bolt can finish a race Oooooooh, that's f****n' harsh :rofl: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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