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A MONTANA COWBOY, A NATIVE AMERICAN AND A MUSLIM ARE WAITING FOR THEIR PLANE IN A SMALL MONTANA AIRPORT. THE MONTANA COWBOY LEANS BACK IN HIS CHAIR, CROSSES HIS BOOTS ON A MAGAZINE TABLE AND TIPS

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A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback of Australia appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. 

"Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered.

"On a trip to the back blocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young lass. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed bikie and  smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the s**t out of the lot of ya!"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"A couple of minutes ago."

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