stumfelter 3,034 Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 "why are you shoving citrus fruits up your arse Sherlock"? "Lemon entry my dear Watson". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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bob.243 8,871 Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 I see Asda are doing special chickens for single men on valentine's day! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,368 Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Hahaha cracker that bud 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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bob.243 8,871 Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 Dwarf goes to the doctors "Every time it rains I get a rash on my fanny" Doc examines her lady-garden and there's no rash in sight. Dwarf insists it's only when it rains so the quack says, "Next time it rains, drop in for an appointment and I'll see what I can do" Couple of days it's pissing down and the dwarf walks in like John Wayne. Doc immediately takes her through to the consulting room. He says, "I can now see what the problem is, I'll sort it right away" and lifts up a scalpel. Dwarf shit's herself, "Is it that bad Doc, do I need immediate surgery?" No, replies the GP, I'm just gonna trim a couple of inches off your wellies" 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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