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SamR 178 Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 A man with a black eye boards a plane headed for Pittsburgh. When he sits down he notices the man beside him has a shiner aswell. Curious, he says "excuse me, this is a bit of a coincidence that we both have black eyes. Do you mind if I ask how you got yours?" The 2nd man replies "It was a bit of a tongue twister actually, I was meant to ask the big-breasted woman at the ticket desk for 2 tickets to Pittsburgh, and I accidentally asked for two pickets to Tittsburgh, and she punched me. How did you get yours?" The first man says "Mine was a tongue twister aswell. I was meant to say to my wife "could you pour me a bowl of cornflakes?" and I accidentally said "You've ruined my life you fat c**t" 1 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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