mark williams 7,550 Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 A young woman laying in a coma for 3 months, with no sign of recovery, was being given a bed bath by a male nurse. The nurse noticed a flicker on her bedside monitor the moment he started to wash her vagina. The Doctor immediately sent for her husband, explained the situation to him and suggested he tries oral sex to generate a greater response. The medical staff drew the bedside curtains closed and awaited any developments. After 5 minutes the monitors went berserk, the awaiting medical team rushed in to find the woman stone dead ! The angry Doctor shouted, " what happened " ? The husband replied, i`m not sure, maybe she choked, whilst looking rather amused. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,035 Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 13 hours ago, bob.243 said: So sad but oh how true nowadays. Atb 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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mark williams 7,550 Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Maths teacher says to little Johnny, Johnny how many sweets have you got there ? Five miss, came the reply. Johnny, if i was to ask you to give one of your sweets to young Abdul, how many sweets would you have left ? Five miss ! atb Mark. 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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forest of dean redneck 11,539 Posted December 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 26 minutes ago, peterhunter86 said: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 1 minute ago, forest of dean redneck said: They sure don't I seen that happen there's a video of it on YouTube it was in Smithfield horse fair Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,261 Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 BREAKING NEWS Dianne Abbott calls for the Royal Navy to escort migrants making the 23,000 mile crossing from France to England. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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pesky1972 5,219 Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 And we have a winner... 1 14 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,035 Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 Brilliant. Atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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