bob.243 9,213 Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 Americans Against The Republican Party WWW.(!64.56:886 Americans Against The Republican Party. 1,313,362 likes · 230,373 talking about this. Saving America from the regressive GOP. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,819 Posted March 3 Author Report Share Posted March 3 I just saw a bloke going up a hill with a shopping trolley full of horseshoes, four-leaf clovers and rabbits feet. I thought: “he's pushing his luck” 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 51 Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 You sure it was not the local rag and bone man or the Romanians going around plenty of them in the west midlands going around in tat vans 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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mitre 51 Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Well I really don't think I wear that out in public in front of the grand kids I know we used to call a, teacher in the past shag puss Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mickey Finn 3,052 Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 23 hours ago, bob.243 said: Don't laugh. We may need you to come to our aid for a change. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
terryd 8,731 Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 A woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, 'What's your hurry?' She replied, 'I'm late for work.' 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?' 'I'm a Rectum Stretcher,' she responded. The cop stammered, 'A what?' 'A Rectum Stretcher!' 'And just what does a rectum stretcher do?' 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger in the rectum, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet' 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot arsehole?' he asked. 'You give him a radar gun & park him behind a bridge.' 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bob.243 9,213 Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 2K views · 194K reactions | @amouthful_of_cherries John Lithgow |... WWW.(!64.56:886 @amouthful_of_cherries John Lithgow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 23,106 Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 Cheers Arry 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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waltjnr 7,345 Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 38 minutes ago, martyn2233 said: Thank you ! Pure quality! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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