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steve66 3,350 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 An Englishman, a Pakistani man, a blonde with huge tits and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. When the train enters a tunnel, a loud slap is heard and when train passes back into daylight, the Pakistani man is rubbing his cheek. The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirty Pakistani man fondled the blonde and she slapped the pervert.” The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Pakistani man tried to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.” The Pakistani man thinks, “I bet that pervy Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.” The Englishman thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that Paki b*****d again.” 15 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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forest of dean redneck 11,524 Posted April 6 Author Report Share Posted April 6 5 minutes ago, steve66 said: Lovely pair of eyes lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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steve66 3,350 Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 3 hours ago, forest of dean redneck said: Lovely pair of eyes lol Deadly lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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