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mackay 3,358 Posted July 7, 2023 Report Share Posted July 7, 2023 Just now, martyn2233 said: Or if I hadn't woken up on christmas morning with a hard on I wouldn't have had anything to play with. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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torchey 1,327 Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the motorway. You're going to be okay, you'll be able to walk again and sustain a reasonably normal life, however your penis was severed in the accident and they couldn't find it." The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have £9000 in insurance compensation coming for the severed member and we now have the technology to build you a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. They're roughly £1000 an inch." The man perks up. "So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should probably discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision." The man agrees to talk it over with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife about the penis?" "Yes I have," says the man. "And has she helped you make a decision?" asks the doctor. “Yes" says the man. "What is your decision?" asks the doctor. "We're getting granite worktops." 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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