Funny Joke Thread

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[Astanley 11,565]

Theseus .. " so you see it's both my ship and not my ship at the same time "

Schrodinger.. "Love it mate "

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[bob.243 8,579]

[tank34 2,341]

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" 
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million pounds. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds. Then come back and tell me what you've learned." 
The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mum, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you sleep with Robert Redford?" 
"Don't tell your father, but yes, I would," she replies. 
He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" 
She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!" 
The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million quid, but in reality, we are living with two sluts."

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[chartpolski 23,203]

On 09/04/2023 at 13:35, Astanley said:

Theseus .. " so you see it's both my ship and not my ship at the same time "

Schrodinger.. "Love it mate "

Or “Triggers Brush” !

Cheers.

[Arry 21,438]

Cheers Arry

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9 minutes ago, martyn2233 said:

Ah, earning your "Red Wings".

[kanny 20,453]

 

[Francie, 2,151]

4 hours ago, kanny said:

 

Whats the mainstream "news" saying about what the lama did kanny?

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