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martyn2233 2,525 Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 1. Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan were started by a suicide plumber. 2. There's a new curry been brought out in aid of the Pakistani flood disaster victims. It's a chicken bury auntie, served with nan dead and poppa gone. 3. The BNP have donated 6000 crocodiles to the Pakistani flood appeal. 4. The Queen has sent a letter of condolence to the Pakistani president. She wanted to mention that Britain has plenty of spare pakis if they want some back. 5. I bet little Mohammed isn't having to walk 3 miles fetch water now! I think I'll ask for my 1 a month donation back. 6. What do you call a Pakistani flood survivor......................Mustafa dinghy. 7. What goes around comes around. Pakistanis have been flooding Britain for years. . 8. From space, Pakistan looks like a giant bowl of coco pops. 9. There is a new diet sweeping Pakistan . It's called swim fast. 10. Charity single just released for the Pakistani flood disaster...........Rain drops keep falling on Ahmed 2 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 10,870 Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 53 minutes ago, martyn2233 said: 1. Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan were started by a suicide plumber. 2. There's a new curry been brought out in aid of the Pakistani flood disaster victims. It's a chicken bury auntie, served with nan dead and poppa gone. 3. The BNP have donated 6000 crocodiles to the Pakistani flood appeal. 4. The Queen has sent a letter of condolence to the Pakistani president. She wanted to mention that Britain has plenty of spare pakis if they want some back. 5. I bet little Mohammed isn't having to walk 3 miles fetch water now! I think I'll ask for my 1 a month donation back. 6. What do you call a Pakistani flood survivor......................Mustafa dinghy. 7. What goes around comes around. Pakistanis have been flooding Britain for years. . 8. From space, Pakistan looks like a giant bowl of coco pops. 9. There is a new diet sweeping Pakistan . It's called swim fast. 10. Charity single just released for the Pakistani flood disaster...........Rain drops keep falling on Ahmed Brilliant mate and thanks but you do know your going to hell for them ??.. ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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