Mickey Finn 3,011 Posted June 12, 2022 Report Share Posted June 12, 2022 3 minutes ago, Dinosaurs said: Just comes up blank? Atb Shame. It's very funny. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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TheShootingTog 2,256 Posted June 12, 2022 Report Share Posted June 12, 2022 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,038 Posted June 12, 2022 Report Share Posted June 12, 2022 1 hour ago, TheShootingTog said: Should go down well bud . Atb 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,660 Posted June 12, 2022 Report Share Posted June 12, 2022 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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mushroom 12,883 Posted June 14, 2022 Report Share Posted June 14, 2022 On 13/06/2022 at 16:50, hawki said: Oh sweet baby Jesus 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,038 Posted June 14, 2022 Report Share Posted June 14, 2022 1 hour ago, mushroom said: Oh sweet baby Jesus One of your ex’s??? atb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,883 Posted June 14, 2022 Report Share Posted June 14, 2022 6 minutes ago, Dinosaurs said: One of your ex’s??? atb Even I would never go that far 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,660 Posted June 14, 2022 Report Share Posted June 14, 2022 15 minutes ago, mushroom said: Even I would never go that far Soon as I saw it I thought 'bet mushroom has either shagged it or been in a fight with it' 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 5,882 Posted June 15, 2022 Report Share Posted June 15, 2022 A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem – how to carry his entire purchases home. While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there, but I can't carry this lot." The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home after following her advice. On the way, he said, "Let's take my shortcut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time." The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me... How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, and have your way with me?" Shocked, the farmer responded, "Holy smokes, lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?" The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens." 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Ken's Deputy 4,459 Posted June 15, 2022 Report Share Posted June 15, 2022 I thought Sox had a cat? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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