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Mickey Finn 3,011 Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 Owl by the looks of it. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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lurchers 2,763 Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 2 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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fireman 10,869 Posted May 22, 2021 Report Share Posted May 22, 2021 Got a phone call last night,bloke said he was the Dandy highwayman and that i had to stand and deliver,i said mate i think you got the wrong number but he was adamant................ 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hawki 1,431 Posted May 22, 2021 Report Share Posted May 22, 2021 I met a guy working in Scotland and his nickname was bambi Now we all thought it was because he had slipped on some ice or something Turned out his mum got shot when he was a kid 1 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,637 Posted May 22, 2021 Report Share Posted May 22, 2021 Apparently katchum was in court for having sex with a cat. The judge threw the case out, he said no way had a jock ever put something in a kitty. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Foxpack 2 7,849 Posted May 22, 2021 Report Share Posted May 22, 2021 2 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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smithie 2,443 Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 I thought I could make a snail faster by removing its shell, but it just made it more sluggish... 1 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smithie 2,443 Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 My Maori mate was telling me that he failed his exam in Aboriginal music. I said, "Didja redo it?" 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,878 Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 3 hours ago, smithie said: My Maori mate was telling me that he failed his exam in Aboriginal music. I said, "Didja redo it?" That would be aboriginal.. Maori are from NZ ffs 3 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,878 Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 Nice one @walshie 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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