Ken's Deputy 4,459 Posted May 8, 2021 Report Share Posted May 8, 2021 ^^^ What am I not getting? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hambone 950 Posted May 8, 2021 Report Share Posted May 8, 2021 Just now, Ken's Deputy said: ^^^ What am I not getting? Hopefully not DP 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,459 Posted May 8, 2021 Report Share Posted May 8, 2021 This isn't fair. Now you're taking the piss out of me and I still don't even get That! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,459 Posted May 8, 2021 Report Share Posted May 8, 2021 Fukking shoot me, someone. I just looked it up! FFS ..... 1 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mickey Finn 3,011 Posted May 8, 2021 Report Share Posted May 8, 2021 49 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: Fukking shoot me, someone. I just looked it up! FFS ..... Pay for air fare and I will. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Saltmoon 2,208 Posted May 8, 2021 Report Share Posted May 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said: Fukking shoot me, someone. I just looked it up! FFS ..... You want to try googling wife pegging 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,459 Posted May 8, 2021 Report Share Posted May 8, 2021 5 minutes ago, Saltmoon said: You want to try googling wife pegging No, I don't. I'm now quite certain of that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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dytkos 17,784 Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 Cheers, D. 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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dytkos 17,784 Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 What is the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't jelly your dick up your girlfriend's arse The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the Blue Wkds went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit pissed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted. Cheers, D. 1 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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