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ryaldinhio 4,595 Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 On 27/03/2021 at 16:07, mushroom said: There's a joke here which is basically the captain was pissed up, wanted to impress the crew, told the mate to hold his beer and pulled a handbrake turn Not to take away from the joke and I know this isn't funny but I saw a bloke do that on Torksey arm off river trent. I was fishing and this narrow boat was tramming down from river towards lock I thought f**k me he isn't guna stop at that speed, all of a sudden turned nose towards jetti on my side of arm, as it got to about 45deg he slammed it in reverse, went 2/3 round and put it in forward throttle and I SHIT YOU NOT as it was heading towards jetti he knocked engine off walked to front of boat jumped off with rope, threw it round tie up as back end of boat was still coming in to jetti, set of walking meeting the back end of the boat just as it got to jetti grabbed the other rope threw it round tie off and just walked off. Didn't even break stride. Put a right wave down arm and f****d all my rods up but I didn't care, to this day the coolest thing I have ever seen. I may have lived a sheltered life 1 7 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,982 Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 21 minutes ago, ryaldinhio said: Not to take away from the joke and I know this isn't funny but I saw a bloke do that on Torksey arm off river trent. I was fishing and this narrow boat was tramming down from river towards lock I thought f**k me he isn't guna stop at that speed, all of a sudden turned nose towards jetti on my side of arm, as it got to about 45deg he slammed it in reverse, went 2/3 round and put it in forward throttle and I SHIT YOU NOT as it was heading towards jetti he knocked engine off walked to front of boat jumped off with rope, threw it round tie up as back end of boat was still coming in to jetti, set of walking meeting the back end of the boat just as it got to jetti grabbed the other rope threw it round tie off and just walked off. Didn't even break stride. Put a right wave down arm and f****d all my rods up but I didn't care, to this day the coolest thing I have ever seen. I may have lived a sheltered life Parallel parking at it's finest Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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