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A MONTANA COWBOY, A NATIVE AMERICAN AND A MUSLIM ARE WAITING FOR THEIR PLANE IN A SMALL MONTANA AIRPORT. THE MONTANA COWBOY LEANS BACK IN HIS CHAIR, CROSSES HIS BOOTS ON A MAGAZINE TABLE AND TIPS

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A Lancashire man and a cockney Londoner were seated next to an Yorkshire man on an overseas flight. After a few gins n vodkas n jack daniel's, the men began discussing their home lives.
Lancashire man...
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Lancashire man bragged," and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me...."
Cockney Londoner...
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the cockney Londoner responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."
Yorkshire man...
When the Yorkshire man remained silent, the cockney Londoner smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the cockney Londoner arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop luv."

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