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Greb147 6,809 Posted June 6, 2020 Report Share Posted June 6, 2020 (edited) My Grandad got his tongue shot off during WW2 but he's never talked about it since..... Edited June 6, 2020 by Greb147 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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jetro 5,349 Posted June 6, 2020 Report Share Posted June 6, 2020 A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today. " The bartender says, " Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me. " As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, " I would like to buy you a drink, too. " The old woman says, " Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water. " Coming up, " says the bartender. As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, " I would like to buy you one, too. " The old woman says, " Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water. " Coming right up, " the bartender says. As he gives her the drink, he says, " Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water? " The old woman replies, " Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue. " 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Greb147 6,809 Posted June 10, 2020 Report Share Posted June 10, 2020 Just had a painter and decorator round to do some work on the house.. Couldn’t believe he used to be a British Airways Pilot.. Made a lovely job of the landing. 1 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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