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bob.243 8,755 Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 Matt Lucus, funny. https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjytO-ctavpAhVQZxUIHQ6sB9kQyCkwAHoECAcQBA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D2WT59lu4tCU&usg=AOvVaw06UEzXQKjtyUcXZPjfDo0E Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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DIDO.1 22,721 Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 A German guy called Helmut approaches a lady of the night in London . "I vish to buy sex viz you." "Okay," says the girl, "I charge £50 an hour." "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky." "No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky for an extra £10." Helmut agrees. So off they go the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant zat you tie zese springz to each of your hanz und knees." The girl finds this odd, but complies, fastening the springs as requested. "Now you vill get down on your hans und knees." This she duly does, balancing precariously on the springs. "You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you." She thinks this even odder, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying). But the sex is fantastic: honking away on the duck caller, she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it's several minutes before she has enough breath to say, "That was totally amazing! What do you call that position?" "Zat," replies the German, "is ze Four-sprung Duck Technique. 1 13 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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