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Common folks your slacking on the trump jokes

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Edited April 24, 2020 by terryd

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55 minutes ago, terryd said:

 

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When I was about 9 years old, my father forced me to go with him to the funeral of a friend of his that I didn't know.
 
When we got there, I stayed in a corner waiting for the time to go. Then a man approached me and said:  "Enjoy life, be happy because time flies, look at me now, I didn't enjoy it".. He then passed his hand over my head and left.

My father, before leaving, forced me to say goodbye to the dead person. When I looked in the coffin, I was startled that the man who was talking to me when I was in the corner was the same man in the Coffin. 

For several years,  I was not able to sleep properly with repeated nightmares and psychological disorders, I was terrified of being alone, I visited many psychologists, I didn't turn off the light at night and suffered several other turmoils that I had to endure throughout my adolescence.

Years later I discovered something incredible that changed my life. 

That dead man had a twin brother...

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