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riohog 5,729 Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 irishman comes home after a night on the drink , wife says right clever arse were did you get that lipstick from on your shirt . easy he said i wiped my cock on my shirt ..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EDDIE B 3,166 Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 (edited) Happy Paddy's day lads Edited March 18, 2020 by EDDIE B 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cragman 2,788 Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 Oh shit...literally #corona Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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jetro 5,349 Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death.Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all.After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.True to his word, he made the first contact: "Sue..........Sue" "Is that you, George?" " Yes, I've come back like we agreed. ""That's wonderful !? What's it like? "" Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.Then it's more sex until late at night.I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again" " Oh, George, are you in Heaven?...... "No, I'm a rabbit in Hampshire." 1 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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