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EDDIE B 3,166 Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 I accidentally shot a Golden Eagle while out Duck shooting and ended up in court. The judge said.."this is very serious crime, do you have anything to say in your defence?" "Yes your Honour, it was very misty and the light was fading and, once I realised the horror of what I'd done, I remembered what my late father said. 'If you kill an animal you must respect its spirit and eat every part of it' so I took it home and fed my family for a day" " That's very moving young man and, under the circumstances, I'm prepared to admonish you but..just before you step down..I'm curious, what did it taste like?" "Hard to say, Your Honour, kind of like a cross between a Buzzard and a Peregrine" 1 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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stumfelter 3,034 Posted December 18, 2019 Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 4 hours ago, jetro said: Y Ha ha ha ha, that's fcuking hilarious, well done. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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jetro 5,349 Posted December 18, 2019 Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 Lol. Sad but true lol Atb j 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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