ArchieHood 3,692 Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 It's that nosey cow from next door..... 2 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cragman 2,770 Posted October 5, 2019 Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 I got attacked last night by three scroats. I managed to knock one out. Probably not the best time for a wank but it could have been my last 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
terryd 8,451 Posted October 5, 2019 Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdale 673 Posted October 5, 2019 Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 A man walks into the pharmacy with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one For Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, "two For Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replies. "Those are for married men, son. One for January, one for February, one for March..." 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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dytkos 17,800 Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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patterdale 673 Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, DIDO.1 said: "You'll like this... not a lot, but you'll like it! I wonder if Paul Daniels use to tell Debbie this before he worked his magic on her? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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