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Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 On 12/06/2019 at 11:05, shovel leaner said: Poor lad got sacked this morning I send blank emails and blank texts to my boss and work colleagues works a treat if one of them is in a meeting and they didn't switch their phone off 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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trigger2 3,141 Posted June 15, 2019 Report Share Posted June 15, 2019 I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day. What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto. I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? Because it was 2 tired. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Foxpack 2 7,851 Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 A mans wandering through the woods when he comes across a guy tied to a tree his arms around the trunk and wrists cable tied together. He shouts"help me untie me I've just been robbed at knifepoint, they've taken my wallet and car keys we need to call the police " "Oh dear says the other man"unzipping his trousers "it's just not your lucky day is it sweetie?" 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
delswal 3,819 Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 The wife was watching a cookery programme, " I said what you watching that for you can't fecking cook" She said " you watch porn don't you, ya useless fecker" 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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