bob.243 8,640 Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR INVITED ME TO A MUSLIM WEDDING. TO BE HONEST, THE RECEPTION WAS NOT MUCH DIFFERENT FROM A REGULAR BASH, WITH KIDS RUNNING RIOT AND SLIDING ACROSS THE DANCE FLOOR ON THEIR KNEES. ALL OF A SUDDEN, MOHAMED GETS UP AND GIVES A SMACK TO THIS ABOUT EIGHT YEAR OLD GIRL WHO WAS ROLLING ON THE FLOOR, AND TELLS HER TO BEHAVE, AND TO GO AND SIT DOWN. "THAT WAS A BIT HARSH" I SAID, WE EXPECT KIDS TO BE A BIT LIVELY AT A WEDDING RECEPTION" "MAYBE SO" HE GROWLED, "HOWEVER, IN ISLAM WE EXPECT A BIT BETTER BEHAVIOUR FROM THE BRIDE...!” 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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peterhunter86 8,627 Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 What do you call a vagina with teeth. A vicious cnut. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Foxpack 2 7,849 Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 My Muslim mate is a black belt, his name is paki chan 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,376 Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 A tractor roared past me with the driver shouting the end is coming it was farmer geddon 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,416 Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 Had a pint with a mate last night, he said to me "my wife's an Angel". I said "you lucky b*****d, mine's still alive." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 I had to go to the hospital the other day to give a sperm sample, the nurse asked me if I wanted to masterbate in a cup, I thanked her but said I wasn't ready for a competition yet............. 2 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bob.243 8,640 Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiw3aSyjqHZAhVBI8AKHTP0ArYQyCkIKTAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DFkqg6HE888A&usg=AOvVaw1MW0Ch0azRe9c6M3Bm0xbY 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,037 Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 Bob 243. I just wasted an hour watching loads of there vids very funny tho ?. Atb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 5 hours ago, bob.243 said: https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiw3aSyjqHZAhVBI8AKHTP0ArYQyCkIKTAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DFkqg6HE888A&usg=AOvVaw1MW0Ch0azRe9c6M3Bm0xbY She's one thick cnut but I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,037 Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 (edited) Bradley What aint you getting?? Lol. Atb Edited February 13, 2018 by Dinosaurs Banned txt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,467 Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 Classy chassis but no much upstairs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trapperman 474 Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 I just watched a few of their vids it must be put on surely people aren't really that thick 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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