neil cooney 10,416 Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haiddheliwr 1,911 Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 Must have been a small bloody leopard Neil! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,416 Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 Must have been a small bloody leopard Neil! Must have been a small bloody leopard Neil! I've a funny feeling he could be my son, so keep your opinions to your self if you don't mind !!!!!!!!!!!! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haiddheliwr 1,911 Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 Must have been a small bloody leopard Neil! Sorry Neil! Do us a favour don't put any of his mother up PLEASE lol Must have been a small bloody leopard Neil! I've a funny feeling he could be my son, so keep your opinions to your self if you don't mind !!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haiddheliwr 1,911 Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 Must have been a small bloody leopard Neil! Sorry Neil! Do us a favour don't put any of his mother up PLEASE lol Must have been a small bloody leopard Neil! I've a funny feeling he could be my son, so keep your opinions to your self if you don't mind !!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haiddheliwr 1,911 Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 Can't get this quote thing right at all! Sorry Neil but can you do us all a favour and don't put a pic of his mother up PLEASE mate 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 My dad said I should register for an organ donor card. He's a man after my own heart ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,463 Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 Subject: 10 Commandments God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.' The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?' And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.' 'Can you give us an example?' 'Thou shall not kill.' 'Not kill? We're not interested..' So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.' The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Honour thy Father and Mother.' 'Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested.' Then He went to the Mexicans and said, 'I have Commandments.' The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.' 'Not steal? We're not interested.' Then He went to the French and said, 'I have Commandments.' The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.' 'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.' Finally, He went to the Jews and said, 'I have Commandments.. 'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?' 'They're free.' 'We'll take 10.' There! That should upset just about everybody! Regards, 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,420 Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 Just made me laugh .... 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,358 Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock up a womans arse 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock up a womans arse I normally skip jam week. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 I went up to a girl in a club last night and said "That's a nice dress. Do you know what it'd look even better on?" She sighed "Oh let me guess. Your bedroom floor?" "No, a better looking girl." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 i went on a canal boat on the weekend the tow path was fecking filthy i wouldn't touch it with a barge pole. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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