neil cooney 10,416 Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 What's the difference between The Pope and a woman in the bath ? The Pope has a soul full of hope............................. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haiddheliwr 1,911 Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 That's more like it Neil lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haiddheliwr 1,911 Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 Mick... "What rhymes with orange?" Paddy... "No it fcuking doesn't." does any thing actually rhyme with orange Yes, 'sporange', In botany, the case or sac in plants in which the spores, which are equivalent to the seeds of flowering plants, are produced or carried. Also sporangium. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haiddheliwr 1,911 Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 Girlie swat!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gain 1,764 Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 Girlie swat!! Googled it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,416 Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 Mick... "What rhymes with orange?" Paddy... "No it fcuking doesn't." does any thing actually rhyme with orange Yes, 'sporange', In botany, the case or sac in plants in which the spores, which are equivalent to the seeds of flowering plants, are produced or carried. Also sporangium. I thought sporange was the colour of a true Scotmans purse. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,416 Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 Which reminded me of the old joke. Why do Scots wear their sporrans were they do ? So if they're mugged they'll enjoy it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haiddheliwr 1,911 Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 Girlie swat!! Googled it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haiddheliwr 1,911 Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 What's the difference between The Pope and a woman in the bath ? The Pope has a soul full of hope............................. Its very rare i dont get a joke ive come back to this a few times and i just cant seem to get it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,436 Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 What's the difference between The Pope and a woman in the bath ? The Pope has a soul full of hope............................. Its very rare i dont get a joke ive come back to this a few times and i just cant seem to get it. And the woman has a hole full of soap? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ronny Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 Having watched Benefits street, it's not much different to Sesame Street. Both have a big bird, a bloke living out of a bin, and people trying to learn the alphabet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,101 Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 Peterhunter 86. Its a spoonerism bud. Whats the difference between a Goldfish & a Mountain goat.... one mucks about in fountains ......... Atb 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gain 1,764 Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 The missus left me yesterday because of my obsession with Bob Marley, she even took the satellite dish. No woman, no Sky. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ronny Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 I got home form work and my wife was sat in front of the fire with no knickers on and her legs wide open. "What are you doing I asked? " "Warming dinner, " she replied. "f**k me, " I said, "how many's coming? " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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