Popular Post stealthy1 3,964 Posted January 4, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?' 35 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whiteracer 258 Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 I still would ? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 I still would Not with my arse in the way you wouldnt 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whiteracer 258 Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Spitroast Quote Link to post Share on other sites
3175darren 1,100 Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 brilliant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,539 Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 top class Quote Link to post Share on other sites
buckshot 53 Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just-A-snap 1,269 Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Don’t believe you, know for a fact it was a 1950s Prefab House and the mother slept in the room next to the bathroom. She had such a lovely wink with just that one eye of hers, and I must say that wooden leg was no bother at all. Found that the mother was also more of a handful and better than the daughter. Mind you I was shit-faced and how the flag kept flying I will never know. Sorry come to think about it, it was a different mother and daughter, in my haste forgot that I live in London and the daughter must be in her Late Eighties. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frann 882 Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 lmao Oh and I still would too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ftm 3,357 Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 that's a classic lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,477 Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coverdogs 888 Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 You know what they say about the older woman. They don't yeal They don't tell They don't swell and they are as grateful as hell. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,763 Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 And if their river still flows red ya can take their false teeth out instead 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wales1234 5,512 Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Love older woman but most of them have usually been in a long term relationship and are proper head fecked lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boyo 1,398 Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Pmsl ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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