The one 8,479 Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 I used to get a bout of sickness and the shits started as the odd bout then settled down to every fortnight turns out the doctor gave me a cocktail of drugs to combat high blood pressure and they caused it so you on any meds Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,479 Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 But if you've had them since Xmas day you would be severely dehydrated so as said water or a glass of Coke and stir in a spoonful of sugar that will take all the gas out of it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
antg 1,777 Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 you need some salt also . thats a long time to have the shits. turkey must have being rancid ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,838 Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 Love thl me 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,161 Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 Put some vinegar on it lad 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOKEL 2,245 Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 get some dioralyte in you to replace lost fluids/salt etc...don't eat any dairy, just plain bland foods, boiled rice/toast etc. loperamide/immodium to bind you up. and deffo docs first thing monday and get a stool check to find out what the fucks wrong... Yokel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,561 Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 (edited) after a google search if you gets some seeds from a birdseye chili and rub them round your bum hole it will sort it. Edited January 2, 2016 by keepdiggin 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve66 3,466 Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 Ya boyfriend should have wore a condom , so a trip to the docs me thinks ..... and oh dump the f*cker Seriously go to the doc Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,777 Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 The hunting life doctors to the rescue ....their is a cure for every thing at your finger tips all you need is a gentle nudge in the right direction ....whatever your problem , physical, mental , sexual ( especially sexual ) THL doctors will have the answer ....don't waste you time with NHS , waiting for appointments, waiting for referrals waiting for tests etc etc ..go straight to the answer and cure free of charge THE HUNTING LIFE ... Mods , should we not have a dedicated health section ? It will be with out doubt the funniest section on here ..any one feeling a bit rough would only have to read a few threads to be pissin themselves with laughter ...cured . 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,539 Posted January 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 well villaman the eggs and boiled water done the trick slept right through last night with no nappy changes ,feel a lot better this morning and have not been to toilet some nice salt on me eggs lovely 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brewman 1,192 Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 The hunting life doctors to the rescue ....their is a cure for every thing at your finger tips all you need is a gentle nudge in the right direction ....whatever your problem , physical, mental , sexual ( especially sexual ) THL doctors will have the answer ....don't waste you time with NHS , waiting for appointments, waiting for referrals waiting for tests etc etc ..go straight to the answer and cure free of charge THE HUNTING LIFE ... Mods , should we not have a dedicated health section ? It will be with out doubt the funniest section on here ..any one feeling a bit rough would only have to read a few threads to be pissin themselves with laughter ...cured . Or possibly shitting themselves if I JJMs situation lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 well villaman the eggs and boiled water done the trick slept right through last night with no nappy changes ,feel a lot better this morning and have not been to toilet some nice salt on me eggs lovely Well I had the shits and tried the same and it never worked for me!!! How many eggs did you shove up your arse to get it too work, I managed 6. Cheers 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brewman 1,192 Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 well villaman the eggs and boiled water done the trick slept right through last night with no nappy changes ,feel a lot better this morning and have not been to toilet some nice salt on me eggs lovely Well I had the shits and tried the same and it never worked for me!!! How many eggs did you shove up your arse to get it too work, I managed 6. Cheers Make sure they're boiled first otherwise it takes ages and the place is a mess afterwards. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 well villaman the eggs and boiled water done the trick slept right through last night with no nappy changes ,feel a lot better this morning and have not been to toilet some nice salt on me eggs lovelyWell I had the shits and tried the same and it never worked for me!!! How many eggs did you shove up your arse to get it too work, I managed 6. CheersMake sure they're boiled first otherwise it takes ages and the place is a mess afterwards. Yes mate, I'm not stupid....??? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,777 Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 The hunting life doctors to the rescue ....their is a cure for every thing at your finger tips all you need is a gentle nudge in the right direction ....whatever your problem , physical, mental , sexual ( especially sexual ) THL doctors will have the answer ....don't waste you time with NHS , waiting for appointments, waiting for referrals waiting for tests etc etc ..go straight to the answer and cure free of charge THE HUNTING LIFE ... Mods , should we not have a dedicated health section ? It will be with out doubt the funniest section on here ..any one feeling a bit rough would only have to read a few threads to be pissin themselves with laughter ...cured . well villaman the eggs and boiled water done the trick slept right through last night with no nappy changes ,feel a lot better this morning and have not been to toilet some nice salt on me eggs lovely I rest my case .....well done Dr Villaman .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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