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I must be getting old. My best presents included a coffee cup, some walking socks and a bottle of 1989 vintage port.

 

Haha. Maybe next year it will be the pipe and slippers.

 

To be fair, this cup is the business for anyone who likes a brew on the move and is sick of them cheap cups what leak everywhere, it's a "vacuum flask" and seals the cup when you press the button. I've tested it out this morning and it works a treat...

 

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Santa brough me a visit from the mossos (Google these angry cnuts) :laugh:

 

Was sat with the dog on a terrace and some nosey cnut called the police saying I'd laid into the dog.. what I did was scruff him for growling at another dog. Even the filth said it was obvious the dog isn't abused yet they feckers questioned me for 20 mins still until the twat who complained changed his story then walked over to me and apologised :laugh:

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Got a new Samsung pad bigger than my old one ( I'm still in denial about needing glasses ) and a nice bottle of dalwhinnie malt and also the usual kexs socks and smellys. :thumbs:

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Dalwhinnie 15 is decent ...got through a ltr bottle of Balvennie double wood an 18 year old glenmorangie and made a good dent in an 12 year old Aberfeldy yesterday between 2 of us was feeling a bit fragile at 7 this morning mucking out dog runs

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Pants,good boot socks,new wallet,down the beam by jd,a few Harcombe books for my collection,magnetic bracelet for me wrists,and as always boxing day out with my dogs doing abit,no calls,no texts f***ing bliss,dogs all fed and cleaned up,if the wife puts out later on I be well pleased,lol,could let her off and she might let me out to play tomorrow ,all in all I've had a good Xmas, kids happy,wife happy dogs content ,hope you all had good un too.atb dc

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Pants,good boot socks,new wallet,down the beam by jd,a few Harcombe books for my collection,magnetic bracelet for me wrists,and as always boxing day out with my dogs doing abit,no calls,no texts f***ing bliss,dogs all fed and cleaned up,if the wife puts out later on I be well pleased,lol,could let her off and she might let me out to play tomorrow ,all in all I've had a good Xmas, kids happy,wife happy dogs content ,hope you all had good un too.atb dc

Haha my kind of man ?

 

I was going to relieve the missus of her duties last night to keep her sweet when I went out with the dogs for 4 hours this morning, but she insisted. Pure bliss it was. Didn't see a soul and the dogs had some good fun...

 

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Pants,good boot socks,new wallet,down the beam by jd,a few Harcombe books for my collection,magnetic bracelet for me wrists,and as always boxing day out with my dogs doing abit,no calls,no texts f***ing bliss,dogs all fed and cleaned up,if the wife puts out later on I be well pleased,lol,could let her off and she might let me out to play tomorrow ,all in all I've had a good Xmas, kids happy,wife happy dogs content ,hope you all had good un too.atb dc

Haha my kind of man

I was going to relieve the missus of her duties last night to keep her sweet when I went out with the dogs for 4 hours this morning, but she insisted. Pure bliss it was. Didn't see a soul and the dogs had some good fun...D20F1353-500F-404C-B312-8A53554748FC_zps9A5F5A71-711C-44E4-8258-DCC29F1C610D_zps

you got to keep the wife sweet gaz,I did my bit yesterday ,spent building prams/cots and f***ing lego for the boys lol wouldnt change it,but a man needs sometime alone with the dogs as not to go insane,lol.atb dc
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