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Me and the Missus were in a busy shopping center The other day doing some last minute Christmas shopping, I had been trapesing about for well over an hour when I decided to do one and disappear into the crowd, I waited for the perfect moment.It came as we entered The Body Shop and she decided to sniff every scented candle ever produced, with a dropped shoulder and a quick shuffle I was gone.

It must of been well over an hour when she suddenly noticed that I was missing and as she had a lot to do, called me on the mobile.

 

The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."

I said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"

Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up.......

 

"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied...........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Well I am in the gun shop next door to that."

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS

 

 

 

 

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Man up lab and ask ffs lol

Ok.....erm......that's a lovely Xmas photo mate. One of the family is it?...
It's actually a Xmas card I received from someone..........of here. :yes:

Well it's a lovely family all the same....whoever it is...?

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