bigmac 97kt 13,776 Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 Feck me the Durham constabulary are not the brightest lights on the tree are they!! This is a post they made on their facebook page on Jan6th. Durham ConstabularyJanuary 6 · A man was left injured and shaken after an unprovoked assault. The incident happened in Edmundbyers near Consett at around 1pm on Tuesday, December 8. The victim, a local man in his 50s, (*1) was approached from behind by two men, struck on the head and knocked unconscious sustaining injuries to his arm as a result of the assault. He was transported by air to hospital and has since been discharged. (*2) The first suspect is described as a white man, aged around 50, six feet tall and of muscular build with tattooed writing on his neck and a swallow tattoo on his hand. He was dressed in a camouflage jacket and was wearing a flat cap. The second suspect is described as a white man, aged around 45, about five feet tall and of stocky build. He was described as scruffy in appearance and was wearing a wax jacket and had a tattoo on his lower neck near his collarbone. The suspects had two lurcher dogs with them, one black in colour and one brindle. PC Michael Rutherford said: “This was an unprovoked and nasty attack which not only left the victim injured but also very shaken. “The attack took place on farm land on which the victim had been, with permission, hunting rabbits. (*3) When he came round after the attack, the rabbits that he had caught had been stolen. We would like to appeal to anyone with information that might help us trace those responsible to get in touch.” Anyone with information is asked to contact PC Michael Rutherford from Durham Constabulary on 101, quoting reference SB1501517. (*1) If he was attacked from behind how does he know it was two men if he was knocked unconscious? I have had a few clouts to the head over the years, never been knocked unconscious but have always sustained head injuries in the form of cuts or bruises to the head. I honestly believe that if you hit a person hard enough to make them unconscious it will leave signs that you have been hit. (*2) Very detailed description from an unconscious man? (*3) This implies that once he was hit from behind and rendered unconscious, he did not come to until the attackers had left the vicinity and had taken his rabbit with them. Well how did he give a detailed description then? I have a theory that would explain a lot of the anomalies above, but that is for another time. TC Dont forget the description of the dogs to TC he described them to a t Must have eyes in the back of his head atvbmac :thumbs: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 My thoughts are due to Truther on here, he mentioned it in a posts a while ago and the more I have thought about it the more sense it makes. TC Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad4it 694 Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 If it not true why blame lurcher lads. the thing is the more I read this thread the more i think its a scam i really hope it not the case. going back to cluedo it was two aliens and a rubber hammer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Truther 1,579 Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 I can't help feeling sorry for Andy tbh...........he's probably never done anybody any harm in his life...........Just my opinion........but i think the silly old buggers fell over and felt stupid..........and told the daft story, its been second hand anyway, its just got out of hand i reckon, and he couldn't stop it? What would everybody say if he refused the donations? I think thinking he planned this is f***ing crazy................its just snowballed and he couldn't do anything about it i hope? He should come on put things straight, we all f**k up sometimes, if its a snowball job its not the end of the world is it? If Andy is a half decent type he's probably in a bad place right now..........i don't know the bloke.............so he could be a wrongun? but i hope not? 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,368 Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 I can't help feeling sorry for Andy tbh...........he's probably never done anybody any harm in his life...........Just my opinion........but i think the silly old buggers fell over and felt stupid..........and told the daft story, its been second hand anyway, its just got out of hand i reckon, and he couldn't stop it? What would everybody say if he refused the donations? I think thinking he planned this is f***ing crazy................its just snowballed and he couldn't do anything about it i hope? He should come on put things straight, we all f**k up sometimes, if its a snowball job its not the end of the world is it? If Andy is a half decent type he's probably in a bad place right now..........i don't know the bloke.............so he could be a wrongun? but i hope not? Well said mate, weve all fecked up an made mistakes, if andy comes on an explains, im sure we all an andy, will be glad. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
riohog 5,701 Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 jeremy kyle will sort it with one of them lie detectors !,, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
riohog 5,701 Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 I fooking love this place, only on thl could somebody be cross examined, found guilty, sentanced and then pardoned if he says sorry All on the same thread, without him being present. And yet the wife looks at me when I tell her the tele is so last century and the real entertainment is online these days lollol takes some besating does thl get judge rinder on the case Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 I fooking love this place, only on thl could somebody be cross examined, found guilty, sentanced and then pardoned if he says sorry All on the same thread, without him being present. And yet the wife looks at me when I tell her the tele is so last century and the real entertainment is online these days lollol Going to continue though until he comes on and challenges any of it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 I can't help feeling sorry for Andy tbh...........he's probably never done anybody any harm in his life...........Just my opinion........but i think the silly old buggers fell over and felt stupid..........and told the daft story, its been second hand anyway, its just got out of hand i reckon, and he couldn't stop it? What would everybody say if he refused the donations? I think thinking he planned this is f***ing crazy................its just snowballed and he couldn't do anything about it i hope? He should come on put things straight, we all f**k up sometimes, if its a snowball job its not the end of the world is it? If Andy is a half decent type he's probably in a bad place right now..........i don't know the bloke.............so he could be a wrongun? but i hope not? If he his found guilt then like fukc do I feel sorry for the conning old fukc ....... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
riohog 5,701 Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 I can't help feeling sorry for Andy tbh...........he's probably never done anybody any harm in his life...........Just my opinion........but i think the silly old buggers fell over and felt stupid..........and told the daft story, its been second hand anyway, its just got out of hand i reckon, and he couldn't stop it? What would everybody say if he refused the donations? I think thinking he planned this is f***ing crazy................its just snowballed and he couldn't do anything about it i hope? He should come on put things straight, we all f**k up sometimes, if its a snowball job its not the end of the world is it? If Andy is a half decent type he's probably in a bad place right now..........i don't know the bloke.............so he could be a wrongun? but i hope not? If he his found guilt then like fukc do I feel sorry for the conning old fukc ....... if he was any sort of man and inocent he would say here is your money back fk it i dont want it .. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Truther 1,579 Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 I can't help feeling sorry for Andy tbh...........he's probably never done anybody any harm in his life...........Just my opinion........but i think the silly old buggers fell over and felt stupid..........and told the daft story, its been second hand anyway, its just got out of hand i reckon, and he couldn't stop it? What would everybody say if he refused the donations? I think thinking he planned this is f***ing crazy................its just snowballed and he couldn't do anything about it i hope? He should come on put things straight, we all f**k up sometimes, if its a snowball job its not the end of the world is it? If Andy is a half decent type he's probably in a bad place right now..........i don't know the bloke.............so he could be a wrongun? but i hope not? If he his found guilt then like fukc do I feel sorry for the conning old fukc ....... I could be wrong mate, but i think its just got out of hand on him, i doubt he set out to con anybody? Dishonest, and a shit trick to blame lurcher lads, but i think he's just guilty of being an idiot? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 I fooking hope so lab, I been sharpening me pitch fork for days lolCome on....he's f****d a Scotsman out a tenner. It's not going to go away...?? 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 I can't help feeling sorry for Andy tbh...........he's probably never done anybody any harm in his life...........Just my opinion........but i think the silly old buggers fell over and felt stupid..........and told the daft story, its been second hand anyway, its just got out of hand i reckon, and he couldn't stop it? What would everybody say if he refused the donations? I think thinking he planned this is f***ing crazy................its just snowballed and he couldn't do anything about it i hope? He should come on put things straight, we all f**k up sometimes, if its a snowball job its not the end of the world is it? If Andy is a half decent type he's probably in a bad place right now..........i don't know the bloke.............so he could be a wrongun? but i hope not? If he his found guilt then like fukc do I feel sorry for the conning old fukc ....... I could be wrong mate, but i think its just got out of hand on him, i doubt he set out to con anybody? Dishonest, and a shit trick to blame lurcher lads, but i think he's just guilty of being an idiot? Nope he is guilty of accusing lurcher lads of a fictitious crime and he is guilty of obtaining funds by deception ... But worste of all he is guilty of taking the good nature of lads on here and pissing all over it ........ 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Truther 1,579 Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 Agreed Socks, whichever way you look at it he's guilty of that, even if its not intentional, i just find it hard to believe anyone would set out to do it on purpose? I'm not defending it, or him. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 The ones saying he might be innocent. Why hasn't he been on with a bloody big explanation for all of this and why isn't he reassuring lads that he hasn't stolen their hard earned coin? Instead he just disappears? With good lads money? Yeh, sounds innocent... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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