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Always have a real tree, put it up on the 8th December, cause 8 years ago on the 8th I had just finished decorating the tree, called the heavily pregnant Mrs to come down and have a look.. She cried a

With the amount of "fertiliser" you deposit around their trees all year round sure they owe you a free one come Christmas

I tell what gets me as well when you here people say " Happy holidays " NO it's f***ing happy Christmas not happy holidays . I don't even like it when they say Santa Claus no it was always Father Chri

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We have a real tree every year ... Costs me a quick trip in the 4x4 and a few swings of the axe ........

Surrounded with them in the valleys as you know socks.i couldn't bring myself to pay for 1

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Always have a real tree, put it up on the 8th December, cause 8 years ago on the 8th I had just finished decorating the tree, called the heavily pregnant Mrs to come down and have a look.. She cried and said it was the most beautiful tree she'd ever seen (hormones were crazy as f**k)... Then went into labour... Had our girl on the 9th.. 2 weeks early all because of a beautiful Christmas tree lol... So that's our tradition now lol

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Always have a real tree, put it up on the 8th December, cause 8 years ago on the 8th I had just finished decorating the tree, called the heavily pregnant Mrs to come down and have a look.. She cried and said it was the most beautiful tree she'd ever seen (hormones were crazy as f**k)... Then went into labour... Had our girl on the 9th.. 2 weeks early all because of a beautiful Christmas tree lol... So that's our tradition now

 

lol

How sweet!

Another reason to call you cuddly. :D

 

Cheers, D.

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we always have an artificial one now, they have come on leaps and bounds now you wouldn't know it wasn't real, plus you only pay the once and it comes with the lights already on them, and as for the real smell of a real tree you can buy that in a can too, :boogy: tilly

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Remember me mother ssking me to pick one up years ago.I went to the pub then the tree farm ,threw the first mishapen old tree in the back of my truck. Flew down the main rf and it blew out the back, a lorry ran it over

We got it home it didn't look to good got s right bollocking.

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Last time we had a real christmas tree, we also had a staff. The two didn't mix very well and the b*stard had it over about 5 times, looked a right sorry state come christmas day. Only had a tree up once since then and that was an artificial one. Looked OK but you don't get that pine resin smell, but could always steal one of the blocks out of the gents urinals down the pub and hang that on the tree. :laugh:

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I have about 200 on my little place !!......the kids said about a Christmas tree and I said "look out the window!" Lol

Ended up with a little thing in the front room.

I'm burning the fecking things on the fire !!

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