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A dead polish girl hanging in a tree summer before last,trail cams a few times,when I was younger I was out one evening lurking with a air rifle in local woods/fields and saw two bloke's with a shovel

once told the police i found 6 red deer hen stopped with them in the back of a transit still got £1200 fine

Pitty you couldn't find a dictionary pabs it would come in really useful for you

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Didn't find anything but come across something very strange.Out lamping one nite in the middle off no were and I mean in middle of no were.right in middle off the land i lamp there was a car in field at far side so i walked up to it and it was 2 blokes i wount say [BANNED TEXT] they were doing.each to there own

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A Safe, Cars, Vans, Tramps in Tents is getting more common especially round industrial estates where the Eastern work one right by some earths I want to try!!! shitty pants, shitty knickers, porno mags but they were gay ones nearly puked loool, thought I'd found a gun foxing a park in Croydon but it was a toy, once I was lining up a shot at a squirrel with the catty heard something on the other side of the hedge and there was someone stood there two metres away with an air rifle trying to shoot the same squirrel haha

So who did get the poor old squidga then lol

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Once pulled up in a layby to do a bit of lamping . A mate said its called gay lane I thought he was just been silly turns out it is a gay doggin site lol been up in the day before aswell and wonderd why there was loads Condom and and lube rappers lol

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I've found lots of stuff during mooching about. A dildo fashioned from a tree branch, a microwave stuffed with porno mags, tramps sleeping in the woods, trannys lurking. Once found a new bleeper box on a rockpile, lots of purse nets. It's always nice to go home with a new pressie.... :D

A dildo fashioned from a tree branch lol.

Trannys lurking pmsl you must have got some mad mooching ground jd

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We found a car ticking over, and a pipe from the exhaust going into the car..had a look in and the guy inside looked well and truely f****d..we had a look in the boot and there was loads of camera gear, so we started to get it and walked back to our parked vehicle and put it in..we had a look through the glove box and got the guys CD`s and sat nav..my mate searched the guy and got his wallet, and took his wedding ring..then he started to grunt..so we hauld him out the car and got him into the fresh air..I ran back to our vehicle and had to bring all the bloody gear back and put it back in the boot before we phone the feds..good night lamping spoilt, bye theres some inconsiderate b*****ds knocking about..

 

Anyway, when the guy came around, here it was my old school teacher, Mr Dick..he told us that he had been having a bad time with kids laughing at him in his street because of his name, so he had decided to teach them all a lesson, by topping himself, thats old Mick for you..

He was realy thankful for us the good Samaritons, :-) and he said he wanted to give us a present, he went to the boot and picked up a Nikon D700 and gave it to me (still have it) my mate wasnt into photography, so he gave him his sat nav, and a black and white photograph of his wifes lady garden, spread wide open like butterflies wings

When he was fully recovered he drove off..here on the way home he parked up on the side of the A1 still giddy with the effects of exhaust fume inhilation, and an artic crashed into the back of him and killed him..knew I should have asked him for that lens as well as the camera.

Strange place the countryside

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We found a car ticking over, and a pipe from the exhaust going into the car..had a look in and the guy inside looked well and truely f****d..we had a look in the boot and there was loads of camera gear, so we started to get it and walked back to our parked vehicle and put it in..we had a look through the glove box and got the guys CD`s and sat nav..my mate searched the guy and got his wallet, and took his wedding ring..then he started to grunt..so we hauld him out the car and got him into the fresh air..I ran back to our vehicle and had to bring all the bloody gear back and put it back in the boot before we phone the feds..good night lamping spoilt, bye theres some inconsiderate b*****ds knocking about..

Thats exactly my first action upon finding someone like that,rob them! oh well i believe in karma ,your obviously not so sensitive?

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We found a car ticking over, and a pipe from the exhaust going into the car..had a look in and the guy inside looked well and truely f****d..we had a look in the boot and there was loads of camera gear, so we started to get it and walked back to our parked vehicle and put it in..we had a look through the glove box and got the guys CD`s and sat nav..my mate searched the guy and got his wallet, and took his wedding ring..then he started to grunt..so we hauld him out the car and got him into the fresh air..I ran back to our vehicle and had to bring all the bloody gear back and put it back in the boot before we phone the feds..good night lamping spoilt, bye theres some inconsiderate b*****ds knocking about..

Thats exactly my first action upon finding someone like that,rob them! oh well i believe in karma ,your obviously not so sensitive?

 

I did totally make it up you know....ha ha ha

and has no link to anyone living or dead, or any events past or present

 

Meanwhile back at the thread..no, not found anything of interest in the countryside

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An old school target, made of 2 inch thick steel, must of been for artillery guns tanks anti aircraft stuff from the war, it looked like it was the size of a garage but kind of collapsed. Would have been awesome to see it being tested out properly. It had some right war wounds.

 

Found a few little baggies of greens before...

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An old school target, made of 2 inch thick steel, must of been for artillery guns tanks anti aircraft stuff from the war, it looked like it was the size of a garage but kind of collapsed. Would have been awesome to see it being tested out properly. It had some right war wounds.

 

Found a few little baggies of greens before...

 

Thats a bit hard to believe Jonnie

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